omfg i just convinced my boyfriend I had herpes and he was like whhhaaattt and i did a good old aPRIL FOOOLS
Me: I miss you too
Me: it's ridiculous
Me: talk to meee.
*10 years later* Jack: i LOVE YOU.
Me: skyrim? hahaha.
Jack: one second (two years)
Jack: okay I love you.
Me: I love you too
Me: I almost called you fallout boy
Me: but I didn't so it's okay
i have to go to work now okay ew bye
okay so last night was amazing, I went to Jack’s place again but yeah the funniest thing happened we were in his room watching American Horror Story and I went to get up to get a jumper and then he was like “no lie down” and like put me down onto the bed being all seductive and stuff and then he said i’ve gotta show you something and my mind was like ommfg whats going...
ihopericksantorum: I hope Rick Santorum encounters an Alaskan Bull Worm.
heroesforhire: So our boys in Short Stack broke...
lol bye short stack